Greetings world,

My name is Professor Goffry Bodin. Within the Macabre Legion of the Lodestar, I act as chief investigative scientist. My primary objective is to use my advanced knowledge of witchery in all its forms to find evidence of witchcraft, and assist in its demise.

My training began, as it does with all male Bodin's, when I was a child. My father saw to it that I was introduced to the dark arts at a young age, including my first alchemy set when I was eight. My parents limited my education to simple defense, until my formal training began at age 23.

Dr. Stephen Hawking was my first instructor. He is a master of alchemy, or at least was, cursed at a very young age by Madame Blavatsky, so that as the power of his mind grew, the power of his body would decrease. Although his ability to conduct alchemy is now limited, his knowledge is most definitely not. I would not be the most powerful alchemist in the world were it not for his tutilage.

I then took up the mantle of my own education, traveling the world, studying all forms of witchcraft. I spent time in the Amazon jungle, Egypt, the Congo, Siberia, Cuba, and the Lousiana bayou. No form of witchcraft has eluded my pursuit, and none shall elude the destruction I bring upon all witchery.

My ancestry traces all the way back to the great Jean Bodin, who laid out the first airtight procedure for proving witchcraft. Jean Bodin's son was called upon by King James during the formation of the Legion, and my line has been a member ever since, passing our detailed knowledge to each generation.