From the sacred documents we have recovered some rattling information about the SEQWN history as head of the local PTA. As we all know the PTA has long harbored a secret agenda for educating children but during the tenure of the SEQWN at the PTA she began her program for instituting witchcraft into the schools. Following the Hogwarts syllabus, the SEQWN began instituting within the Alaskan school districts the following reforms

All computers will be replaced by tarot cards and mirror balls

All pencils will be replaced with griffin feather quills

Sexual Education will consist of hoarding the discarded blood of female students for use in Chemistry Class

Chemistry Class will be used for creating potions and brews

Home Economics will remain the same

All world maps will be replaced with the Map of Middle Earth from Lord of the Rings.

Biology classes will no longer dissect frogs but instead Troll children

Gym class will play a new form of dodge ball where instead of dodging balls they will dodge musket fire and burning torches.

Thankfully these reforms didn't make it that far in the local level but if the SEQWN is elected to the position of the vice president her "reforms" will begin seeping in slowly. No child left behind will take on a new meaning because all leftover children will be eaten or turned into mice.

Warm Regard,

Ordo Maximus, Son of Dalin Maximus, Macabre Legion of the Lodestar

Good non-witch citizens of the world I apologize for the lack of information. I've been working my second job as a window washer for high rises in NYC trying to earn enough money to devote myself to the cause full time. However, last week while waxing the top of the Chrysler building I saw distinct evidence that Palin's influence is deeper then ever.

You see that! Thanks to the SEQWN, broomsticks are slowly integrating themselves into America as a possible alternative for airlines. These sighting used to be rare, only happening under the cover of night, but thanks to the SEQWN the witch community is getting bolder. I have long known that the SEQWN and all other witchbreeds have a life long ludditical despising of modern technologies such as airplanes, blenders, vacuum cleaners, and tampons.

The documentation is everywhere. Instead of using modern appliances to clean the house witches prefer to use wiggle nose magic to command simple items into cleaning themselves. This has caused a major hit to such industry giants such as Dupont, Cuisinart, and Black & Decker. Now Palin's pro magic ways are hitting the airlines.

She herself admitted during the republican convention that she abandoned her personal Governor's jet. Why? What would make her do such a thing? It is because she prefers to ride via broom stick.

The airline industry is already crippled. More and more people are staying home instead of going abroad. This is exactly what the SEQWN wants; Stranded Americans. Now her and witch kind can achieve one of their most illustrious goals, to be the only rulers of the skies. It will be a regular Walpurgsnacht everyday. Soon we will be watching our backs night and day for Big Broom. No one will be safe. Soon children will be snatched like mice at recess.

Look to the skies people. Look to the skies.

Worse yet, is she is elected she may start marketing the flying broom to households and thanks to the popularity of Harry Potter people will snatch them up like Furbees. These ready to ride brooms will seem user friendly but in reality they will not be under the riders command. No doubt they will be bonded with SEQWN through enchantments.

I can see it now. Young Billy gets a new riding broom for his birthday, along with every other kid on the block. He runs outside and goes zipping around, but suddenly he loses control and the broom start heading north along with every other child using a broom in America. All of these children will be flown directly to her ice fortress in the North Pole, depositing them in either a work camp to make more brooms or a fat camp to become an ingredient in witch make-up products or stews.

People, the skies are no longer friendly.

Warm Regards,

Ordo Maximus, Son of Dalin Maximus, Witchunter of the Macbre Legion of the Lodestar

Some more deviousness from the SEQWN has been revealed. It is old news that the SEQWN's young witch spawn is starting hew own little coven. I stated in yesterday's post that this little demon was merely a magical parasite slowly sucking the beauty out of young Bristol. BUT we aren't talking Immaculate Conception here (Bristol is going to be wearing off white to this shot-gun wedding *wink wink*.) And as powerful as the SEQWN is, she still needed a penis patsy.

Levi Johnston, self described redneck, and master of the art of "chillin" was the male specimen who has bred this new member of Dianic Coven. On his myspace page young Mr. Johnston said that his real love was not that of fair Bristol but of the ultra awesome sport Hockey. However, he also stated, in the same myspace page, that he did not want to have kids. So how could such a salt-of-the-earth specimen knock up the daughter of the most powerful witch alive?

The answer is obvious; he traded his soul for awesome hockey powers. There is nothing more valuable to most dominant males then to be good at sports, and, it isn't unusual for witch's to seduce males into doing there bidding. The examples in history are endless.

-Marie Antoinette and Louis the X1V

This famous Kraut witch convinced the young king by applying potions to his fine French foods and pastries. Slowly deluding him into oppressing his people

-Eleanor Roosevelt and FDR

Polio more like Curses

-Mary Magdalene and Jesus

She was a whore. And whore is just an ancient Latin synonym for witch. No likely she implanted the words of evil in Judas's ear while he was "enjoying" her company.

And now we see this witch of the highest order using her charms to trick this hope filled hockey enthusiast into creating the next member of a powerful family cluster of evil. Of course, now, even with the hockey powers, he will never be able to be the next Gretzky. Oh no, he must go through with a loveless marriage. Such is the bargain and the deceit of the SEQWN. And now the God fearing, Jesus Loving, Levi must marry this Juno wannabe she-demon and bear witness to what possibly could be the most disastrous birth to this world since the Hitler came out of the womb.

Warm Regards,

Ordo Maximus, son of Dalin Maximus, Witch Hunter of the Macabre Legion of the Lodestar.

Well fellow hunters things have been tense. Right now as we speak the latest generation of the dark line of the SEQWN coven grows inside her daughter's festering womb. This child will be the next member in an ever growing coven of northern Dianic witchery. It (because witch spawn don't choose a gender until their 2nd year) will no likely be imbued with great power by killing her "bearing" mother during the climax of her gestation cycle much like the movie Alien. Slowly absorbing her host mother's beauty and intelligence as is the ways things are with witch spawn.

But today while doing the rounds I came across this picture of the SEQWN bending down in a typical pre-ceremonial fashion after a fresh kill. The reindeer clearly was incapacitated by mauling and witchcraft. No doubt the SEQWN is about to feed on the reindeer's essence before it dies of hemorrhaging. Feeding on fresh essence is key for the SEQWN to maintain consistent power levels. We all know of the power increasing and youth restorative powers of children essence, but it is through animal essence that most witches keep a maintained power level. Of course, the SEQWN, having the largest power level in the northern and western hemispheres must ingest only the mightiest essences and reindeer are the perfect choice. Reindeer are not only a potent fertile artic animal but their destruction only furthers the SEQWN cause of defeating her great nemesis, Santa Claus.

The witch hunting exploits of Santa Clause are not well known but trust me, the other 364 days of the year jolly old St. Nick is kicking witch ass. Santa's hatred of witches is ancient and goes back to generations.

MYTH: Coal, delivered by Santa on Dec 25, is a sign of being naughty,

TRUTH: Santa knows who has been up to witchcraft and who hasn't (The true purpose of the naughty/nice list) and gives coal to witches as a symbol of their future fate if they don't change their ways. Coal represents the aftereffects of a successful witchhunt by which I mean is the remnants of burning of a witch. Thanks to Santa's omniscient abilities we Witch Hunters have an easier job

It is clear now that SEQWN new goal is to eliminate her foes mode of transportation. Without reindeer Santa will be unable to stop her and if she becomes elected then we will need all the help we can get.

Warm Regards

Ordo Maximus, son of Dalin Maximus, Witch Hunter of The Macbre Legion of the Lodestar.

A horde of Vikings may soon be released upon an unsuspecting populace. Shocking new evidence proves that a Viking-SEQWN coalition has been formed! However, many questions remain. Are these modern day vikings? If so, then they pose little threat, as the Viking bloodline has been so distilled as to be rendered useless. Modern day Vikings fight with weapons of particle board, wooden pegs, and Allen wrenches. The pathetic state of modern day vikings begs the question: why bother? It is therefore far more likely that she has opened a time portal and brought an army ancient Vikings to the present day. If this is in fact the case, it bodes ill for all of mankind.

For those of you who are not aware, the Vikings twice squashed humanities attempts to elevate themselves out of the dark ages. The first, carried out by Ivar the Boneless in the late 9th century, decimated medieval England. The second was carried out by crazed viking marauders in the late 12th century and early 13th century, and postponed the enlightenment by several hundred years.

The first two attempts of Vikings to send humanity into a permanent dark age failed. Could the third time be the charm?

With the startling revelation that the queen witch has already amassed a secret polar bear army, revealed by Maximus earlier today, it is clear that she is preparing an army of epic proportions. What fears me the most though, is the deadly deadly combination of Vikings and bears. The Vikings had a powerful, advanced connection with the black bears of Europe. They used this connection to become berserkers, the most deadly fighters of the era.

The great Snorri Sturluson writes of the berserkers:

His (Odin's) men rushed forward without armor, were as mad as dogs or wolves, bit their shields, and were as strong as bears or wild bulls, and killed people at a blow, but neither fire nor iron told upon themselves.

If the SEQWN brings about the formation of a berserker army, with polar bears as the source, we face few options. No modern military could contend with the druidic power of the berserker. The SEQWN would make for a formidable leader of the Vikings, as she is very in tune with her ways, having spent several hundred years among them as a well respected Volva. If she brings back any of her former Viking allies, such as Olaf Tryggvason, or even Ivar the Boneless himself, we might once again have to rally the Trust of Rectitude to stand up and defend earth.

In the month of May, 2008, the United States listed Polar Bears as a threatened species under the Endangered Species Act. The formidable artic beast has suffered greatly from trophy hunting and global warming. Global warming has the possibility of lowering the world population of polar bears by 30% over the next three generations.

What do polar bears have to do with Snow Enchantress Queen Witch of the North (SEQWN)?

A witch hunter must be able to do more then merely light burning piles of wood and toss holy water. A true witch hunter sees through the hex propaganda spouted by these vile hags.

What propaganda? On January 5th, 2008 the SEQWN submitted an opinion article to the New York Times. This article was called "Bearing Up." In her op-ed (and I paraphrase because if I write her true words I may spread the very hexes she placed covertly within her text) she argues that the polar bear count is actually larger then ever. In fact the population of this ferocious man eating beast is more stable then ever according to federal investigators.

Now, why would there be such a discrepancy? Well if one has placed themselves under the same strict anti enchantments as I have you would see plainly that SEQWN is creating her very own personal POLAR BEAR ARMY!

Call me outlandish, call me delusional. I prefer to look at myself as clear-sighted. How can we have two such disparate reports on the polar bear population. It is clear to me that the SEQWN is hording the "missing" polar bear population and training them to become her own personal secret police squad once elected as the Vice President of the USA.

This Polar Army will enforce all of her Witch policies such as:

-Burning Science books dealing with evolution

-Eating Planned Parenthood doctors

-Stealing children for her witch brews and potions

People we must stop Sarah Palin and her army of artic muscle. You do not want to live in a world where polar bears rule us with furry iron fists.

Warm Regards

Ordo Maximus, son of Dalin Maximus, Witch Hunter of the Macabre Legion of the Lodestar

Dear Humanity,

My name is Ordo Maximus, son of Dalin Maximus, and the last in the tragic line of Maximus and a member of the Macabre of the Lodestar. It is my great burden I release upon you fine people. A burden of secret wars, death, lost souls and missing children that spans all eras of humanity. I will avoid cryptic messages of doom and just state the truth: SARAH PALIN IS A WITCH. Sarah Palin (The Great Snow Queen Witch of the North), head of the Polar Coven has left her white throne of ice to head to the white house of your great country. I and many others have been waging a secret war with skirmishes through out your great history. Now, in these modern times, witches have moved away from mere baby eating and animal transformation to instead aim for this country's highest office.

Please good people do not be tricked by illusions. Underneath her exterior of beauty pagent regality lays the cold marble heart of a witch and she not only wants to rule this country but wants to eat your children.

SARAH PALIN WILL WIN THIS ELECTION THROUGH HEXES AND CURSES!

We the noble members of MOL are using our knowledge to stop this massacre of reason and science and defeat the dark magiks that have been plaguing humanity.

We the noble members of MOL goal with this website is to inform the USA of the daily whereabouts of GSQWN and what we can do to stop her and her fellow witchbreed.

We the noble members of MOL will reveal the great lore of witch hunting in order to better prepare noble men and women against the coming onslaught of plagues and curses.

Prepare for battle America. Our children may be eaten.

Warm Regards

Ordo Maximus, son of Dalin Maximus, Witch Hunter of the Macabre of the Lodestar

Recent evidence shows that the Great Snow Queen of the North has been active. The recent scandal, concerning the true identity of a young girl who sang at the opening ceremony at the Beijing Olympics, is the direct result of yet another youth stealing hex, performed by none other than the GSQN herself. Startling images reveal a dramatic change in her appearance before and after the incident.

MYTH: The Chinese Governemt (NTBT) forced a less attractive girl to sing the national anthem, while allowing a prettier girl to lip synch, thus making the world believe China has cute girls.

TRUTH: The GSQN, who attended the games, took notice of the beauty of the young singer, and simply had to have that beauty herself. Once the Chinese Government realized that their once cute little girl was now hideously deformed by the expert beauty snatching hex of the GSQN, they quickly created a cover story, to prevent the fact that witchcraft was preformed from spreading.

August, 9th 2008

August, 14th 2008

We all know the long sordid history of Chinese witchcraft. It is not surprising that they were eager to cover up the truth. If they had known the true power of who they were dealing with, however, one would hope they could act differently. One can only speculate as to what this is leading up to, what the true plans of the GSQN are.